{"id":2428,"date":"2013-04-21T08:51:18","date_gmt":"2013-04-21T08:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thetravellerslastjourney.com\/shai\/?p=2428"},"modified":"2019-06-11T22:11:31","modified_gmt":"2019-06-11T22:11:31","slug":"the-oregon-trail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thetravellerslastjourney.com\/shai\/2013\/04\/21\/the-oregon-trail\/","title":{"rendered":"The Oregon Trail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 2011, <em>Universe<\/em>\u00a0published the ghoulishly-titled book\u00a0<em><a class=\"populated\" title=\"1001 Games You Must Play Before You Die\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/1001+Games+You+Must+Play+Before+You+Die\">1001 Games You Must Play Before You Die<\/a><\/em><a href=\"#_ftn1\" name=\"_ftnref1\"><sup>[1]<\/sup><\/a>. The obvious question then follows, &#8220;Well, what&#8217;s number one?&#8221; The list&#8217;s ordered chronologically, but even so, it&#8217;s a game called\u00a0<b><i>The Oregon Trail<\/i><\/b>. It&#8217;s from the mid 70&#8217;s. Today that makes it\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"vintage\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/vintage\">vintage<\/a>, ten years ago it was\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"old school\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/old+school\">old school<\/a>, and ten years before I&#8217;d guess it was\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"old fashion\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/old+fashion\">old fashion<\/a>\u00a0or whatever people said\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"times a changin\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/times+a+changin\">back then<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Oregon Trail<\/em>\u00a0was first made c.1971 by a trio of student teachers working out of\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"Cerleton College\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/Cerleton+College\">Cerleton College<\/a>, wanting to make a game that would help teach kids about the\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"Oregon Trail\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/Oregon+Trail\">Oregon Trail<\/a>\u00a0&#8211; a culturally emphasized trail that followed an east-west trajectory on the north American continent during the mid 19th century. The game migrated over to the\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/Minnesota+Educational+Computing+Consortium\">Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium<\/a>\u00a0a few years\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"1973\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/1973\">later<\/a>, and was adapted various times to work on\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"Apple II\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/Apple+II\">Apple II<\/a>computers throughout the late &#8217;70s to early &#8217;80s. Since then it&#8217;s been adapted for windows, and given a few updates. Most significantly, for contemporary readers:<strong>\u00a0the game was remade for\u00a0<a class=\"externalLink\" href=\"http:\/\/apps.facebook.com\/theoregontrail\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Facebook<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0earlier this year!<\/p>\n<p>The past is a foreign country, they play games differently there.\u00a0The classic\u00a0<em>Oregon Trail<\/em>\u00a0was played off a\u00a05\u00bc disk on an\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"Apple II\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/Apple+II\">Apple II<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen 5\u00bc&#8221; floppy disks, and I&#8217;ve got confused memories of the computers that used them. My school still hoarded a few well into the &#8217;90s, perhaps figuring that the young ones didn&#8217;t need anything better. I can remember a writing program and instructions on how to use it: Put the disk with your name into the computer &#8211; the story you were writing came up on screen, ready to be continued from last week &#8211; if you want to add a picture, change the disk to the &#8220;Pictures&#8221; disk, choose a picture, and then put the first disk back in. Some computers had space for two disks, and you could add pictures without changing disks.<\/p>\n<p>Skip forward to today: Go onto google and download the Apple II emulator\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"AppleWin\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/AppleWin\">AppleWin<\/a>\u00a0and the\u00a0<em>Oregon Trail<\/em>\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"ROM\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/ROM\">ROM<\/a>, then play.<\/p>\n<p>I suspect something&#8217;s been lost in translation.<\/p>\n<p>The game sets the player as an ambiguously-detailed American sojourner who wishes to take their family over to Oregon. To start off, the player chooses whether to be a banker, a carpenter, or a farmer, each of which starts the game with differing amounts of cash, thus illustrating the understudied\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"Genotype-environment correlation\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/Genotype-environment+correlation\">correlation<\/a>\u00a0between socioeconomics and rates of dysentery.<\/p>\n<p>After choosing names for his family the vagabond hero goes shopping with the currency he presumably acquired from selling his failing banking\/carpeting\/farming business. The player chooses how many oxen, caravan bits, food, and such, to carry and then\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/If+you+meet+the+Buddha+on+the+road%252C+ask+him+how+far+it+is+to+the+next+gas+station.+%252AThen%252A+kill+him.\">heads off<\/a>\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"West Coast\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/West+Coast\">west<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The game is spent either travelling &#8211; in which case an animation of a caravan plays &#8211; or, well, not travelling. Everything is done on a keyboard, and most of that is by pressing numbers to indicate a choice. So when for instance, the nomadic family reach a fort and take a break, a series of options present themselves: Press 8 to trade, press 6 to get rest some, or press 1 to get the hell out of town before your family become accustomed to the place and start nagging you to just settle down here and forget all about the west coast, because why would you presume that life will be any better there, and aren&#8217;t you just\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"Born to Run\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/Born+to+Run\">running away<\/a>\u00a0from yourself?<\/p>\n<p>When travelling, that is, while watching an animation of a rolling caravan, your food stocks go down, and from time to time you&#8217;ll be interrupted by a message telling you (without judging you) that your wife&#8217;s arm is broken, or that you&#8217;re lost, or that something needs fixing. Additionally, you can stop to check out the lay of the land, during which you can choose to speed up, change your family&#8217;s rations, or go hunting. Hunting, presumably, was included not only to simulate the desperate nature of those who took to the trail, but also to provide a\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"minigame\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/minigame\">break<\/a>\u00a0from the monotony of travel and mysterious injuries. Pixelated-you walks around a pixelated background and shoots pixelated animals that sprint across the screen. Obviously, it&#8217;s a matter of contrast, but it&#8217;s actually pretty fun.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, you get to the other side of America and all is finally well. There&#8217;s no proper epilogue, cause apparently it really was all about the journey. Having said that, the game\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"The meaning of life is infinite Pac-Man\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/The+meaning+of+life+is+infinite+Pac-Man\">scores the player<\/a>, attributing points to the ratio of the number of family members who leave the east coast and arrive at the west coast, or how much food you still have.<\/p>\n<p>This highlights the final lesson of\u00a0<em>Oregon Trail<\/em>: the difference between loss and victory is slighted by the realisation that, for those who know they could do better,\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"sublime success\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/sublime+success\">success is an illusion<\/a>.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nMiscellaneous final words:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Why are Americans so interested in the Oregon Trail? Australian&#8217;s, by comparison, have the\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"Burke and Wills expedition\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/Burke+and+Wills+expedition\">Burke and Wills expedition<\/a>, but don&#8217;t seem to have fixated on it to the same degree. I suspect that Yanks pride themselves on their continent&#8217;s early (European) frontier culture, whereas Aussies still aren&#8217;t sure whether to\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"blame\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/blame\">claim<\/a>\u00a0settlement history for themselves (qua convicts) or the Brits.<\/p>\n<p>To elaborate on the ambitiously-named-<a class=\"populated\" title=\"CaptainSuperBoy\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/CaptainSuperBoy\">CaptainSuperBoy<\/a>&#8216;s node: Word on the street suggests that some guy named Andy is responsible for the\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"peperoni and chease\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/peperoni+and+chease\">pepperoni and cheese<\/a>\u00a0tombstone, making reference to an ad by\u00a0<em>Tombstone Pizza<\/em>\u00a0reading &#8220;What do you want on\u00a0<strong>your<\/strong>\u00a0tombstone?&#8221; Due to how well known this joke is, I suspect that either pepperoni cheese was a proto-<a class=\"populated\" title=\"meme\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/meme\">meme<\/a>, imitated by hundreds, or else that it&#8217;s some sort of\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"Easter Egg\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/Easter+Egg\">Easter Egg<\/a>\u00a0joke, already written into the main program. I can&#8217;t tell. See especially\u00a0<a class=\"externalLink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.funtrivia.com\/en\/subtopics\/Oregon-Trail-241812.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">here<\/a>, but note that a few variant (mis)spellings are quoted around the net.<\/p>\n<p><strong>References<\/strong>: Wikipedia. But\u00a0<a class=\"populated\" title=\"Achewood\" href=\"https:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/Achewood\">Achewood<\/a>&#8216;s better:\u00a0<a class=\"externalLink\" href=\"http:\/\/achewood.com\/index.php?date=05132003\" rel=\"nofollow\">1<\/a>\/<a class=\"externalLink\" href=\"http:\/\/achewood.com\/index.php?date=05142003\" rel=\"nofollow\">2<\/a>\/<a class=\"externalLink\" href=\"http:\/\/achewood.com\/index.php?date=05162003\" rel=\"nofollow\">3<\/a>\/<a class=\"externalLink\" href=\"http:\/\/achewood.com\/index.php?date=05192003\" rel=\"nofollow\">4<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-divider su-divider-style-default\" style=\"margin:15px 0;border-width:2px;border-color:#2341f8\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"#_ftnref1\" name=\"_ftn1\"><sup>[1]<\/sup><\/a>\u00a0Insofar as I can tell, this is in imitation, rather than in relation, to the other hoards of\u00a0<em>1001&#8230;Before You Die<\/em>\u00a0books.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 2011, Universe\u00a0published the ghoulishly-titled book\u00a01001 Games You Must Play Before You Die[1]. The obvious question then follows, &#8220;Well, what&#8217;s number one?&#8221; The list&#8217;s ordered chronologically, but even so, it&#8217;s a game called\u00a0The Oregon Trail. It&#8217;s from the mid 70&#8217;s. Today that makes it\u00a0vintage, ten years ago it was\u00a0old school, and ten years before I&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[159,198,103,204],"tags":[],"metadata":[158],"class_list":["post-2428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-posts","category-book-review","category-essay","category-everything2","metadata-shai_footnotes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1738,"url":"https:\/\/thetravellerslastjourney.com\/shai\/2010\/12\/03\/nobody-move-br-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":2428,"position":0},"title":"Nobody Move (BR)","author":"Pala","date":"December 3, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Nobody Move\u00a0is a novel written by\u00a0Denis Johnson. 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